vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you choose a job you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life!! because the field you’re interested in isn’t hiring

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lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

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