nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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blhak:

With so many pedophiles in prison, why are we still making tests in animals ?

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